Yetis have lives too! Sorta?

Bigfoot's "To-do" list. By Rose Rupe (me >w< )

1. Wake up entire valley with loud roar of a yawn which then causes a massive search to be conducted to once and for all prove that I exist. Silly clueless humans.

2. Take a brisk walk through the freshly fallen snow, taking care to leave lots of tracks for the a-fore mentioned "Silly Clueless Humans" to stare at in wonder and amazement.

3. Pay a visit to my neighbor Steve the snow hare. Hey, we Yetis have friends. Plus... He gets lonely sometimes.

4. Help Mrs. Yeti drop off he offspring at the underground Yeti daycare facility. Thank God for them. All day with five roaring youngsters is enough to make you want to destroy a small village.

5. Say goodbye to Mrs Yeti as she goes to her daily yoga class. Even monsters are in tune with their Chi.

6. Head to work and hope I miss morning traffic. It's easy to get stuck in it when you are as big as a house... literally.

7. Arrive at work and spend all day at my boring desk job. Whoever invented cubicles did NOT have Yetis in mind. Did you hear that cracking noise?

8. Finish up work and head home, once again hoping to miss getting stuck in traffic.

9. Sit down to dinner with the wife and kids. Hopefully we make it through without too much corruption. Last week Billy ate his sister instead of the meatloaf.

10. Put the kids to bed. (Aka: Tie them to stalagmites with ropes made from my back hair)

11. Cap off the day by watching the Aurora Borealis with Mrs. Bigfoot if she's up to it.

12. Wake up and repeat it all over again. Ah well, such is the life of a monster.